A Quality Education

I spent my entire 13 years of schooling in the Catholic Education System. It occurred to me the other day that the pinnacle of my primary and secondary education combined was the time a heavily pregnant ex-nun put condoms on the bottom of chair legs in our year 10 Science class.

Bilingual Jane Tells It Like It Is

Taxi driver at 1.30am on a country road: *&%#$@*%$#*@#!!!!!

Bilingual Jane: So you've had a busy night, have you?

Taxi driver at 1.30am on a country road: I've been so busy I haven't had time to scratch m'self!

Bilingual Jane: Hmmm. You really need to make that a priority.