Monday, May 4, 2009

My Toilet Smells Like Pineapple

I think I have taken this whole adult thing a bit too far; my toilet smells like a tinned pineapple. As a welcome to Bilingual Jane, I bought one of those things that you hang off the side of the toilet bowl that releases nice smells when you flush, and also some drain cleaner. I though both these products were very adult indeed. The little thing for the toilet bowl is yellow and on the packet it says it is citrus but it really does smell like pineapple: possibly tinned or perhaps even glazed. When I tipped the drain cleaner down the shower drain it smelt like wet cardboard, only very strong and extremely toxic wet cardboard. It did work though, and now the smell has gone so we are left with the waft of pineapple.

The other day I went to David Jones and looked at all the grandma clothes. I tried on several cardigans.

4 comments:

Jo said...

In my house, we spray orange oil after we've... er... dropped the kids off at the pool.
Now I can't eat oranges anymore.

Femikneesm said...

I hate to admit this....but I'm a big fan of the grandma cardy...

Rick M said...

Loving the blog...just found it. Hope you don't mind if I link to it. Your writing style is under-stated funny but I am howling over here!

Felix for Zosia said...

Jo - I feel your pain.
F - I would have been so disappointed in you if you said anything else. Secretly, I am too.
Hey Rick - Thanks, link away! I'll check your blog out when I have a mo.