It turns out that my new workplace is even crazier than the old but I think it is actually beyond the point of being funny. Or maybe I am beyond the point of being amused. I keep getting told off for things that I may or may not do in the future. At least in the last place if I moved the sticky tape I got yelled and that is fair enough in Crazy Land. I mean, I did move the sticky tape. Now I get told off for the possibility that I may be considering moving the sticky tape sometime next week.
Instead of The Eye I work for an orangutan. That is to say, I work for "a large, long-armed anthropoid ape".
The Orangutan is married to another Major Dick who could be the first Major Dick's twin brother.
End of Chapter One, by Sick To Death of Crazy (filling in for Zosia)