Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Bilingual Jane Strikes Again

Bilingual Jane once had a housemate with extremely bad breath. It was so bad that, according to Bilingual Jane, it smelt like a dead animal. She didn’t realise for ages that it was his breath causing the smell because when he yawned or laughed it took a while for the smell to waft across the room. When people came to visit she mentioned the horrible dead carcass smell and often the visitors could smell it too. She had people hunting all over the apartment for the dead animal until one day it suddenly clicked. She had no choice but to back-pedal, saying that she could no longer smell the stench of rotting rodent flesh, because there is no nice way to say “when you open your mouth I can smell dead bunny rabbits”.


Nerd Girl said...

In the words of Ralph Wiggam (to a wolf): "You smell like dead bunnies."

Felix for Zosia said...

Ahhhh - *that's* how she should have done it!