1. I woke from my dream just before I was about to eat a white chocolate cream and pear eclair. Or maybe it was a white chocolate, cream, and pear eclair. I don't know because I never got to taste it and there was no punctuation in my dream. Can somebody please hurry up and invent this so that I can eat it because it looked AMAZING!
2. I remembered that I am not Marieke Hardy. She's bloody perfect: cute, sexy, funny, clever, writes for frankie magazine and sits around on TV talking about books.
3. I realised that I am completely out of the fashion loop because I do not have a Kim Jong-Il zip up tracksuit in my wardrobe.
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You dream without punctuation?!? All my illusions about you are shattered!
BWDAD, it breaks my heart to think you might be disappointed in my fabulousness; just think of my dreams as being like postmodern poetry and that way the lack of punctuation is something to be snobbishly proud of.
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