So much is happening in the world of the Crazy Workplace that I simply haven't had the time to write any posts because I've been too busy experiencing/suffering. First of all, I am adding a new member to the Cast of Characters. I've just realised that using the phrase "Cast of Characters" makes them sound fictional. If only. Sadly, these characters are all filed in the Biography section of my life. Or maybe Personal Development...
Anyway, today I am introducing Major Dick. I have decided to call him this because he is a major dick. He is the father of Tanty Man and the husband of The Eye. He looks a bit like a dugong and mostly just wafts through the shop between games of golf*. He doesn't say much but the other day he got angry at me for moving the sticky tape and a few days later he got angry at me for giving him a phone message (Yes, for giving him a phone message, not forgetting to give it to him).
Stay tuned for further updates in the coming days on subjects including The World's Ultimate Book Title, Customer Rage and The Impotence of Proofreading.
*As an aside: Major Dick's golf games are always noted down in our work rosters along side everyone else's shifts.
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Why do you always get the crazy bosses? The craziest supervisor I have is just kind of hypocritical. Do you get normal customers as a compensation?
PS: I must say I'm impressed at blaze he is with the golf roster, anyone else might try to hide their lack or work ethic.
I just don't write about the non-crazy ones because there is nothing to say.
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