Sunday, February 28, 2010

Trends for Spring/Summer 2010

Bland is IN. Wear as much pale grey and beige as you can get your hands on.

The Low Maintenance Girlfriend is OUT, the High Maintenance Girlfriend is IN. This means men must adopt hangdog expressions and learn to quietly sympathise with one another, and women must forget anything they ever knew about football, and get manicures.

Wigs are IN, Real hair is OUT.

Dickens is IN, Dostoevsky is OUT.

Trees and Greg Combet are IN, Bonsai and Peter Garrett are OUT (they don't do enough for the environment).

Tilsit is the new Manchego, Ritalin is the new Codral, and Desalination Plants are the new Warner Brothers' Movie Worlds.

2 comments:

i.hate.my.name said...

I am so totally out.

Except for the Dickens thing, but let's face it that probably has more to do with the fact that Dickens is an easier read. And I like 'em easy.

Is that still in? Being easy? I sure hope so.

Felix for Zosia said...

Being Easy is like the trench coat or the little black dress - eternal style that never goes out of fashion.