Monday, March 24, 2008

D is for Drunkard

Possible titles for a PhD dissertation on drugs and alcohol:

Citizen (co)Kane: Orson Welles and the Hollywood Years, 1939-1948

Journeys on the Porcelain Bus: Health Implications of Binge Drinking in Teenagers

Scotch on the Rocks: The Precarious Position of the Scottish Centre for Drugs and Alcohol, and Political Implications of its Potential Demise

Castle GraySKULL: Juvenile Drinking Chants and Games, A History

Pissed As A Newt: Comparing The Effects of Sustained Alcohol Consumption on Mammals and Amphibians

Snow White, Happy, Dopey, and Doc: An Investigation of Systemic Drug Use in the Disney Company


Nerd Girl said...

I quite like Castle GraySKULL

Cléa said...

You have a winner with Citizen CoKane!

Dave said...

Ive been wondering bout the Disney corporation for years! I say publish that and you will have television stations after you within days! haha

Felix for Zosia said...

Now that the while research thing is redundant, as suggested by yesterday's post, I think I'll write and publish all three of those in no time at all. You kids can have signed copies.

Felix for Zosia said...

oops - "whole" not "while"