Dear Person Who Invented Industry Christmas Parties,
What a truly wonderful idea. I went to one last week and had my annual 3 minute conversation with a number of people. Now I feel all virtuous, and chuffed with the knowledge that we don't need to speak again for another 12 months. Delightful!
Keep me posted on your inventions, especially if you come up with anything regarding annoying work colleagues.
Love, Felix for Zosia