Absolutely Genuine and Totally Not Fake
I would like to recount a recent soundbite of conversation between two Absolutely Genuine and Totally Not Fake People I Know:
AGATNFPIK#1: Oh, look at that. I had completely forgotten, but I got an award for 'Service to Music' in Year 12 at school.
AGATNFPIK#2: Really? I got an award for 'Service to Humanity'.
Well, ok let's be honest - AGATNFPIK#2 was exaggerating slightly. She has only been *nominated* for the Nobel, she hasn't actually won it yet.
...Yes, you read correctly. My friend has been nominated for the goddam Nobel!!!!
(In case you are wondering, it is the RAN)