1. Name Withheld and Name Forgotten are going on a date tonight. How cute!
2. An academic just trying to be accurate, but ending up sounding very old and un-cool - "In the video for Canned Heat (1999)... he pulses in a knock-kneed stance and executes nifty footwork and snaky gesticulations to match the funky soundtrack" (Dodds, 2001: 51). Again - how cute!