Wo-Man

I recently had a conversation where the subject of Kyle "Toasterhead" Sandilands surfaced (sort of the way poo floats I guess), and it was suggested that his cockiness is due to the fact that he knows he is the best looking male judge on Idol. A quick ponder confirmed that he doesn't have particularly stiff competition* but I actually think that Marcia - despite being a beautiful woman - is, in fact, someone who would make a better looking man than Toasterhead.

*The other hotly contested competition between judges is which one is the most painful and irritating personality. I think that is possibly a 4-way tie