Need clarification on the weather? Try this quote on for size:
[Girls of the Playboy Mansion]
"It feels extra Versaille-ish because the weather doesn't feel like California right now"
Tired of the same old insults? How about a new one:
[Flavor of Love 2]
"Nibbelz is dirty, she's trashy, she's slutty. There's something really, really... gutterbutt about Nibbelz.
Looking to justify domestic violence? Go no further than this 1956 marvel of the silver screen:
“He’s unhappy ‘cause he ain’t workin’. That’s why he hit me on Monday”
Or how about a justification for bigamy, based mostly on geography:
[Paint Your Wagon]
"And if two partners want to share the same wife, why not? This aint Michigan, it's gold country."