Wednesday, February 13, 2008

My Favourite Skanky Quotes From Movies and TV; One For Every Occasion

Need clarification on the weather? Try this quote on for size:

[Girls of the Playboy Mansion]
"It feels extra Versaille-ish because the weather doesn't feel like California right now"

Tired of the same old insults? How about a new one:

[Flavor of Love 2]
"Nibbelz is dirty, she's trashy, she's slutty. There's something really, really... gutterbutt about Nibbelz.

Looking to justify domestic violence? Go no further than this 1956 marvel of the silver screen:

“He’s unhappy ‘cause he ain’t workin’. That’s why he hit me on Monday”

Or how about a justification for bigamy, based mostly on geography:

[Paint Your Wagon]
"And if two partners want to share the same wife, why not? This aint Michigan, it's gold country."


Jo said...

I've made a decision.
I'm going to be gutterbut about everything, for the rest of my life.

Cléa said...

Script writers have such a wild imagination, esp those in 1956...

Felix for Zosia said...

J - I applaud that decision. There is not enough Gutterbut about.

C - Well I hope that was imagination, and not a transcript of an actual conversation...(if it was, it was totally Gutterbut...)